A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.
"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"
by Joey the fish July 7, 2008
Get the Vagina Monstermug. by Kate March 2, 2004
Get the Sauce Monstermug. THOSE STRANGE THINGS YOU SEE OUT THE CORNER OF YOUR EYES WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN UP FOR TOO LONG. BASICALLY IT CAN BE JUST AN ORDINARY SHADOW, BUT AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN UP, THEY ARE SHADOW MONSTERS!!!!
by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009
Get the SHADOW MONSTERSmug. -Noun
Also known as "Monster Paws."
1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.
2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.
Also known as "Monster Paws."
1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.
2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.
1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."
2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"
2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"
by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010
Get the Monster Clawsmug. An invisible pen monster that steals all your office pens and then hands them out to other people round the office to chew on.
by KimberleyLovesPenMonsters April 26, 2007
Get the Pen Monstermug. by BABY21 August 30, 2006
Get the Monsterous Mammoriesmug. The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.
The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such
by smithy85 December 9, 2008
Get the Lochness Monstermug.