multi-monogamous

1) polygamous
2) the type of relationships rap artist Akon defines himself to be in.

After a little hesitation, the singer-producer admitted that he has his own multi-monogamous household going down in the ATL!

by justholla March 7, 2007

owl monocle

the only way to reflect owl glasses. If someone calls your name and you think they have owl glasses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl glasses with just one "lense"). If they have owl glasses, they need to get on the ground. But be careful, if they dont have owl glasses, you need to get on the ground

drew(with owl glasses): Hey sam!

sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!

drew: hah-crap

Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!

Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap

Sam: haha sucks

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

monotone bone

Boring, lackluster sex.

That Rachel sho' is a monotone bone.
Fer sho'.

by Skizzy Bizzle a.k.a. Sads Oko March 15, 2005

Monobrow

A person with only one gigantic eyebrow. Perhaps called a "unibrow". Having too much hair, making it appear to be one eyebrow rather than two.

The guy in the corner with his computer and World of Warcraft T-shirt sure has a rockin' monobrow.

by Smb05 December 8, 2010

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

by Hamlette September 13, 2010

Monoboob

A word used to describe boobs of Amazonian war princesses who wanted to cut off their boobs for better performance at battlefields but made a compromise to cut only one side as they had to breastfeed babies. It is an old, traditional custom that goes back to as far as the Golden Age of Greece, but is often overlooked by commercial businesses that make movies with pretty girls that have both wild tendencies and boobs.

Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob too?

by EunhaeLee May 31, 2017

monorail

When an individual is held down against their will whilst an agressor positions his buttocks either side of the poor soul's nose. The "crack" is then rubbed up and down the face in a straight line, mimicing the movement of a monorail.

The group thought it would be funny to take Ed down a peg or too, so they held his arms and legs in order to allow Rhodri to monorail him.

by Benjamin Shrewpert November 28, 2006