shitty mini van

DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps

you can find a shitty mini van if you search for 1985 plymouth voyager on google images

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

ipad mini

A 7.9-inch of the popular iPad. Despite having a low-res screen (1024x768) and a two-generation old dual-core processor (Apple A5-1 GHz), it miraculously gets five-star reviews from people.

Apple Fan: OMG! I got teh ipad mini!
Normal Person: Why didn't you save $100 and get a kindle, nook, or nexus?
Apple Fan: It's Apple!!!!!
Normal Person: Buys $200 tablet

by Anonymous 323829 March 16, 2013

Mac Mini

Mac mini is a lost-cost 'update' to any one running Microsoft Windows.
Priced around £330 (40GB) this is the best way to get away from the x86 system to a PPC system.

Ships with:
Apple Mac OS X 'Panther' (10.3.x)
iLife
1 Firewire port (eg: for iPod)
2 USB ports (Keybord, mouse)
1 ethernet port (broadband modem)
1 DUC port (URRRGGG,,, DEE DA DE DA.. KAKAKA...)
1 CD-RW/DVD drive

Lets go to PC World to buy a Mac...
Oh shit.. none left...
Oh well... lets go to e-bay!
YEY!

by the1bigboy March 22, 2005

Skinny Mini

1. To be the skinniest person in your friend group
2. A friendly greeting

1. I saw my friends and said, "Hey skinny minis!"
2. My mother told me that I am a Skinny Mini

by The Thinnest One April 3, 2019

Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts

Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)

by MK March 20, 2005

2002 mini cooper s

The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.

My 2002 mini cooper s is a piece of dogfuck.

by jovato May 14, 2003

Among Us Mini Crewmate

The best pet in Among Us and the only one people know

Sam: Yo Marcus, I just got a new dog in Among Us.
Marcus: Screw that man, Mini Crewmate is better.

Sam: Ok I'll pay 3 dollars for a Mini Crewmate

Among Us Mini Crewmate is the best thing in Among us

by BigSmoke40 October 19, 2020