Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

Mike Harmon

Mike Harmon is a LEGENDARY race car driver. He is also the hottest, and thickest ever race car driver.

Mike Harmon is dummy thicc I bet all the ladies want him

by Baconbitesfodinner February 21, 2021

Mike Bowen

A person who claim urban hood life but grew up in gated white communities

Oh he a mike Bowen

by ZeeZeeDaVillain November 27, 2019

A Mike Rice

Leaving a shitty condom in the bathtub for your sister to find.

I just totally fucked Becki and pulled a Mike Rice, I can't wait to hear her reaction!!

by Peanut21904 December 28, 2016

Jack mike

1. To take over a microphone during a rap battle. 2.To be on top of your game.

1. "He was a weak M.C.so I had to make a jack mike move."
2. Person 1 " How are you sir ?"
Person 2 " Man, I'm jack mike"

by Colin Powell, Tupac, Jay-Z, and Michael Jordan January 26, 2005

Mike's Doubleshot

When a man ejaculates his semen into another man's urethra, the recipient then ejaculates their combined load to make the Mike's Doubleshot.

"Man, a Mike's Doubleshot in the morning keeps me going all day long."

by Mike Warner September 23, 2008

Mike and Mary

Two peas in a pod. Best friends, lovers, and soul mates. They both do whatever they want and if you don't like it go fuck yourself. Can be very spontaneous. They have a love that no one will ever understand. Can't keep them apart. Both very smart and sarcastic.

Mike and Mary flew to Las Vegas and got married.

by Landen17 December 30, 2014