matthew e

a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.

Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!

by erdlev October 8, 2008

matthew walker

matthew walker is a short form for a bitch in a can and people can buy matthew walker on amazon or ebay

jenny: hey i just baught a matthew walker today
john: omfg a bitch in a can, can i have it
jenny: NO BECAUSE IM A BITCH IN A CAN NOW!!!!11

by gftg July 6, 2016

Matthew

Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad

Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!

by Biblical banta December 2, 2016

Matthew

Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes

Matthew is my friend

by Fgfhvhvbvb November 9, 2018

Matthew

A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.

You don’t want to be called Matthew

by stormzy555 December 28, 2018

Matthew

A ugly retard who preys on younger women because he is not good looking enough also has a tiny penis

Ewww look at the guy he’s such a Matthew

by Ovoturbovo May 25, 2018

Matthew

a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid

I would not want to be a Matthew.

by Hi what doing May 30, 2018