matthew walker

matthew walker is a short form for a bitch in a can and people can buy matthew walker on amazon or ebay

jenny: hey i just baught a matthew walker today
john: omfg a bitch in a can, can i have it
jenny: NO BECAUSE IM A BITCH IN A CAN NOW!!!!11

by gftg July 6, 2016

matthew e

a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.

Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!

by erdlev October 8, 2008

Matthew

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

by CJTB100 December 10, 2019

Matthew

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019

MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

Matthew

He is the coolest guy ever. He has a lot of friends and girlfriends. His close friends are the best. He likes to dab on the quaders. He is the coolest, amazing guy ever. You should meet him.

Hey, Matthew is the best dude in the world

Ya your right!

by Matthewthenosesniffer December 3, 2017

Matthew

A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.

You don’t want to be called Matthew

by stormzy555 December 28, 2018