Matthew

a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid

I would not want to be a Matthew.

by Hi what doing April 25, 2018

Matthew

A ugly retard who preys on younger women because he is not good looking enough also has a tiny penis

Ewww look at the guy he’s such a Matthew

by Ovoturbovo April 11, 2018

Matthew

A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.

You don’t want to be called Matthew

by stormzy555 December 28, 2018

Matthew

He is the coolest guy ever. He has a lot of friends and girlfriends. His close friends are the best. He likes to dab on the quaders. He is the coolest, amazing guy ever. You should meet him.

Hey, Matthew is the best dude in the world

Ya your right!

by Matthewthenosesniffer December 04, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is not a very smart person. He lacks smartness. In other words he is STUPID.

Hey look Matthew failed a test

That’s typical Matthew

by I am the urban God May 07, 2018

MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 04, 2018

Matthew

The Most Gayest Guy On Earth And He Rapes People

That Dude Jack Is A Matthew

by BillyBobJoeWilly December 07, 2017