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magalåhi 

Oh magalåhi… where to begin. Although some might say he looks like baljeet, or a random indian, he is very handsome. He has his way with the ladies with his seductive hazelish eyes. He is very tall with a darkskin complexion. His eyesight can be very bad so he would wear his glasses from time to time. He enjoys sports like basketball, football, and volleyball. His close companions call him a dumbass bitch. He normally stands around 4’11. Despite the odds he still perseveres as a professional splatoon player.
Did you see magalåhi? He made me splurge everywhere !
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MAGAgelical 

MAGAgelicals are seen all the time on social media, in front of cameras and as talking heads wearing their crosses for the camera and all the while saying that a fetus has more rights than a woman (totally against the bible), immigrants don't belong unless they are from Europe, scream about social assistance programs for the poor.
Not what Jesus would do.
Karen said that immigrants have no place in America even though her bible says to love her neighbor. She's a total MAGAgelical.
MAGAgelical by NoSacredCow May 13, 2024
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magamagot 

Magamagot- is someone who is very obtuse.
Those people are magamagots.
Poorly uneducated white people who support Donald Trump no matter what.
Stop arguing with maganecks, it makes you look as dumb as they are.
MAGANECK by Bred4Battle June 16, 2024

Magabiblican 

1. Post-2015 Republicans who use the Bible as moral justification for awfulness

2. Republican
The Magabiblican presidential candidate has orange hair.
Magabiblican by bobbbobbobbb July 15, 2024
MAGAts: Menacing Autocratic Megalomanical Authoritarian Trump Sycophants
"On 6 January 2021, MAGAts paid a 'normal tourist visit' to the Capitol Building of the United States of America - and democracy and the Republic would never be the same."
MAGAts by LowCountry July 20, 2024

Magandang Zen 

A beautiful person.
Magandang Zen is really nice, she brought me coffee today.