Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

Matyáš

A type of guy that is weird , gay and super annoying be sure that youre not locked up with him in one room or he WILL have anal sex with you

Oh its that school shooter Matyáš

by Dice-kun January 23, 2022

Marty McFly on outta here

Marty McFly on outta here (verb phrase) - the act through which a person chooses to disassociate their time from the time of others as to not create a paradox in their own understanding of a sense of honest joy

"Heard the wing sauce wasn't that good here. Time to Marty McFly on outta here!"

by LG Himself January 28, 2022

martys bitch

Jose . ..a guy that loses money to Marty in pool

Jose is Martys bitch

by 4th Street King December 10, 2021

matty a

a bitch

matty a is a bitch

by MrdoIsYe13 December 12, 2021

Martyr Mary

A true mistress of deception, this office snitch has too much work to get it all done, doesn’t have good help, but still makes a point to complain about how others use their time.

I’d better seem busy because Martyr Mary is on office patrol.

by Thelma365 December 19, 2021

matty

matty is the sweetest funniest thoughtful hottest person i know. im so glad to have them in my life. they make me so happy, and they always cheer me up when im down. i love matty so much! when we hug i never want to let go. im the luckiest person in the world. their smile is contagious and lovable. and their eyes are literally gorgeous, you can get lost in them easily.

“matty is so cute i want to hug him forever!”

by spagirly101 December 29, 2021