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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 5, 2023
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Mommy

Mommy wants to know where the bodies are buried, Garth!
by auntie gin November 5, 2021
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Mommi K

Mommi K is an hyperpop artist who blew up late 2020.

She is also the queen of "Com."
Mommi K is the icon the world needs
by Mother Katrinia January 4, 2023
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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
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Mommy

what i call girls
"mommy?"
by sqpx April 11, 2022
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mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world
hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help
by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020
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2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.
Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup
by ballslmbao August 13, 2024
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