luke

kid who rages and throws his mic at walls

luke just threw his michael at the fucking wall

by KewlKidMan June 28, 2019

luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019

Luke Land

An imaginary, yet very real alternate reality in which Luke lives in and occasionally invites others to attend.

That's only real in Luke Land

by quiksilv3r21 October 3, 2019

Luke Pontisso

A sexy Loving Beast and he has a huge PECKER and he is a hot man and he will give you what you want!!! ;)

Luke Pontisso is Amazing

by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL Yeet October 23, 2019

Luke

A Luke is generally a person who is very slack. Any assigned tasks will not be started by Luke until very late (i.e. the night before its due). They also have no shame in the way that they behave in public, often acting like a retard. A Luke is also very secretive about any relationships they may have. Any questions regarding his relationships will result in Luke saying 'I don't have a girlfriend' or 'fuck off'.

Person 1: Omg do you see that fool over there?
Person 2: Wow, he hasn't even started his assignment that is due tomorrow
Person 1: Yeah and he won't tell me anything about his love life

Person 1 and 2 at the same time: He must be a Luke.

by Homerchu November 18, 2019

Luke Fagler

A white ford driving white claw drinking cowboy mamas money and a damn disgrace to the king of his double wide trailer

Is that Luke Fagler isn’t he going out with mayonnaise jar.

by Random keat December 10, 2019

luke martineau

Girl that has period too much

Luke Martineau had his period on his chair at the polish club and blames it on cousin Joey Tully.

by benjamindover69 December 15, 2019