Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

lay hong

The presence of a huge Chinese limp dick.

Wow Buk Lao has a major Lay Hong.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway May 15, 2016

Lay kay

Lay Kay means a person has no emotions and is very boring

Jeff is very Lay Kay, i told him a joke and he didnt care! :(

by Ally16 April 26, 2019

Lay belt to ass

Used in conjunction with an action, often merking someone using a firearm on GTA:World.

Redacted says: If you show face here I will lay belt to ass.

by paz April 4, 2025

Lai

The greatest of them all

“Lai is the fucking goat”

by Laitookyogen May 16, 2025

Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 9, 2024

Lay up

An easy shot at doing something

This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball

Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?

The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.

by AbuLahab69 August 25, 2021