street jogger

The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.

Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.

by Retrogurl February 12, 2014

Bone jore

Some gay ass shit gay French niggas say when they run up on you

Me:(cruising in my 'cedes)
GayFrenchNigga: Bone Jore Nigga wass happenin?(pulls glock on me)

by Gayassfrenchnigga69 September 19, 2016

jiggy jogger

Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.

Those jiggy joggers leaving the starting gate ain't worth the glue they're soon to become

by wch-meister January 1, 2018

Alpha Jogger

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.

God John is such a alpha jogger

by TheBatmangod May 15, 2018

@stfu.jordenn

a super cool kid i met on tiktok! ^w^

i liked one of @stfu.jordenn 's tiktoks

by jj-8 July 7, 2021

Booger jooged

Adjective; when something looks really bad. Ugly or disfigured. Can describe smell or odors.

"After the tornado, the neighborhood looked booger jooged."

by Zebra2 August 2, 2021

Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)

crouton jongen

by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021