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Bonus Jonas

What you call a Jonas brother that's not in the band.
Or a 'Wannabe Jonas brother' but of course the only reason why anybody would want to be a Jonas brother is to get all the girls they get.
"hey have you seen the Bonus Jonas?"
Yeah, he's reciting the lyrics to a Jonas brother song.
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Jonas Brothers Haters

Dumbfucks who think they are better than every Jonas Brothers fan.

Jonas Brothers haters constantly say how the music that the Jonas Brothers make is "unreal", just because it is simple to compose, or easy to play.

Jonas Brothers haters constantly bag on Jonas Brothers fans, and they often nag about the grammatical errors or spelling errors fans might make.

True, many Jonas Brothers fans are like this, but that doesn't mean that ALL fans are like that.
Jonas Brothers Haters: These fags suck. They don't play real music. You stupid little girls who only like them because they are "hot". Go listen to some "real" music, like Metallica.

Me: Just because the Jonas Brothers don't have complicated compositions for their music, doesn't mean their music is "fake". Also, just because some fans tend to be over enthusiastic and wrongly accuse you guys of being jealous, doesn't mean ALL of us are like that.
by opinion April 19, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

1. a music group consisting of three brothers, Nick, Joe and Kevin. They sing cute songs and wear purity rings.

2. the way all boys should be; the kind of boy a girl wants to be with.

3. mean terms made by the boys that can not reach the Jonas Brother standard because they are stupid and/or jealous and/or ugly
Mike, "The Jonas Brothers are gay."
Katie, "Well maybe if you were more like them I wouldn't have dumped you."
by Jane Julie January 13, 2009
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jonas

jonas is a faggot
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kevin jonas

The ugliest of the Jonas Brothers. The one who doesn't make your heart melt and can't sing
by awesomeperson October 23, 2007
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Jonah

A Chinese Jew with the mental capacity of a rabid, shellshocked hedgehog. Other qualities that a "Jonah" might posses are being extremely racist and violent.
My parents hate Jonah.
Jonahs make good pets when they're not let inside.
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