Jerkian

A Jerkian is a race, a race of Jerks, A Jerkian is a male who come from the Jerk tribe, who act like a A** hole, who think they are a G, player, or slick, Who has no respect, and who mind is based on playing games and making people want to smack them. A Jerkian who's is really annoying is considered a Native Jerkian. Jerkians are sometimes stubborn just to piss you off. Jerkians religion is never to be in a relationship, just have sex and to not care about, or take any girl seriously. Jerkians only take girls that will Sh** on then seriously. Jerkians com in all shapes colors and sizes, crippled to physically fit. Never take a Jerkian seriously.

My friend is a Native Jerkian. He comes from the Native jerkian tribe.

My sisters so called boyfriend is half Jerkian, and half another race.

I am racist against Jerkians.

by Desire Tiffany March 12, 2010

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

Jerkido

A word retaining to "Jerk" and is a sad attempt to try and infuse Spanglish in everyday sentence structure.

He was such a Jerkido essay

by SCVie July 15, 2011

jerkitivity

The amount of "jerk" an individual possesses.

The scale in which they measure "jerking" competitions.

"You have too much jerkitivity going on right now and you need to calm it down."

The Power Rangers' jerkitivity in on a scale of 8 out of 10. Great job!

by Yemyl November 13, 2011

jerkitis

a disease contracted from spooning with a member of the opposite sex.

ex. Man, me and that chick ended up spooning last night and I think I caught the jerkitis.

by loserpenguin1234 December 8, 2013

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

jerkish

Is when a person is rude but at the same time nice because of the inflection in their voice.most of the time used aginst one of the mean girls.

Yo that cheeraleader is so jerkish!

by orcas and giggles October 8, 2014