Skip to main content

New Romney

Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.
Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.

Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!
by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018
mugGet the New Romneymug.

New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.
person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there
by Rhaast May 11, 2022
mugGet the New techmug.

New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011
mugGet the New Aidsmug.

New Ferry

An utter shit hole located next to a few other shit holes. Locally occupied by a gangs of helmets packing kitchen knives. Plenty of shops with no shop owners and plenty of alley ways for the local bag heads to kip in. Overall is a lovely place could not make a single complaint about the shot hole town of new ferry.
How many bag heads occupy new ferry?

Can’t even count on my 12 fingers
by BinLadensDaughter May 10, 2022
mugGet the New Ferrymug.

New Braintree

A tiny hick town in Massachusetts with more cows than ppl. Most ppl become farmers. Very rare anyone gets out for good. Literally in the middle of nowhere. Nothing to do except go for long walks, or go help do hay on a local farm.
Person 1: hey man where are you from???
Person 2: New Braintree
Person 1: oh … I’ve never heard of it before.
by Hahaih8myself April 19, 2022
mugGet the New Braintreemug.

New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 2, 2015
mugGet the New Yorkedmug.

RGMS News

RGMS News is known to have really bad jokes and more some have even harmed some people. THough they have bad jokes they do give some information on subjects.
by somejoker March 18, 2018
mugGet the RGMS Newsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email