An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
by OhTheDamageIsDone March 4, 2011
Get the Internet Day mug.In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
by Gik130 July 11, 2011
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Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.
Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.
by Fint June 5, 2012
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-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.
by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013
Get the internet talent mug.When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013
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by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015
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Guy with google: hay i just found a file for this thing called internet explorer
Other guy with google : internet what
Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus
Other guy with google : internet what
Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus
by BucketGuy June 1, 2016
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