ass muffin

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

by Megdolly December 10, 2008

Scuffin Muffin

A girl with a bad body but a nice face.

You know that really fat girl? Her face is actually kind of nice. She's such a scuffin muffin.

by DaCoachJr July 31, 2009

Wank Muffin

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."

3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 3, 2003

secks muffin

Noun1. a pimp that bakes

Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks

Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread

"Omg, the guy named J-Rick that works in the doughnut shop on garvey is a secks muffin."

by J-Rick Lu July 22, 2006

muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.

Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.

by itsjussme February 28, 2004

split the muffin

While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.

My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!

by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Chubbin Muffin

Chubbin means to eat.

and

Muffin means to cup your hand around your anus when you fart and waft it towards your friends/enemy/innocent by-standers mouth/nose


when you put them together it literally means to eat a fart

Gerald:*farts*
Brandon:Dude did you just fart?
Gerald:*in the background cupping his hand and moving his fart towards Brandons face*
Brandon:WTF!!What are you doing Gerald?!?!
Gerald:*ROFLcopters*Umm...you'll see.
Brandon:*Gags*WTF dude you just made me chubb a muffin!!!

by AgG SP Ball3r September 9, 2005