when you're getting a blow job and you punch the girl in the jaw right before you cum. You proceed to ejaculate into her ear canal so she hears your cum gurgling the rest of the day.
Kelsey, a natural cum guzzler, was being a dirty twat so i told her to give me a blowie. Little did she know I was about to give her an ear gurgle.
by turkish prime minister January 6, 2008
Get the ear gurglemug. The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.
-"What did Harry get you for your birthday?"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"
by DiabolicalC February 5, 2009
Get the Ear Candlemug. 
term used by guitarists to explain why they are buying a new instrument when there is nothing wrong with the one they have, under the pretense that normal people's ears aren't as attuned to the sound of a guitar. skeptics often see this as a bullshit excuse to buy a cool new axe for purposes of showing off.
dude1: why did you buy that ibanez? it sounds just like your stratocaster!
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.
by simplegr33n420 April 14, 2009
Get the musician's earmug. Friends who listen to every word you say when you're saying something you don't want others to overhear.
Person 1: I just finished overhearing Charlotte talk about her secret. She sucks her thumb like a baby at night.
Person 2: Aren't you NOT supposed to know that?
Person 1: Nah, it's all good. We're Ear Buds!
Person 2: Aren't you NOT supposed to know that?
Person 1: Nah, it's all good. We're Ear Buds!
by Tabbycat_Sheena April 4, 2011
Get the Ear Budsmug. or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure
a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!
by dave the ear wanking god !! November 27, 2021
Get the ear wankermug. When someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. Usually effects females most often.
Girl 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch just said to me? "
Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "
Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "
by dark sohma February 5, 2015
Get the Bitch Earmug.