Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers

Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.

by BlowJizzy August 04, 2017

Dutch Oven

A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.

Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven

by Absurdly Large Schlong February 13, 2020

Dutch Oven

When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.

Dave: "Whats that smell?"
Kendell: "Sorry I just did a Dutch Oven"

by lolmycomet December 18, 2019

Dutch liver

A liver you split with your alcoholic dad later in life.

Well, my dad is 63 and still kicking, only a little yellow now that we've got the Dutch liver going on.

by mydearwhatson December 23, 2010

dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 01, 2014

dutch halo

where a man creates a halo on the other persons head out of his spunk.

"last night i recieved a dutch halo, i wonder if it's good for my hair!!"

by dutchladyboy October 29, 2009

Dutch Bros

The world's best coffee next to Starbucks.

Also another name for a dutch oven.

"Ryan took Sam to Dutch Bros like 8 times."

"Oh did you get an iced kicker?"

"No, not THAT Dutch Bros..."

"Ouch"

by CreeperStash June 29, 2008