Sandy hook

When you dip your fist in peanut butter, punch sand then proceed to punch a cooter.

Man, Fred gave me a sandy hook last night! Now my puss feels like I used a sticky sand paper dildo.

by Dirty frankie June 20, 2022

cap'n hook

Someone who lives off the profession of being prostitute. A whore who sells sex on craigslist.

He got with that cap'n hook 5 nights ago and fucked her for an unknown amount of time. He said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.

by POW right in the kissah April 25, 2010

nutt hook

The holes on the bottom of matt's pants that the girls use to get with him

hey matt do your balls itch get your balls out of your nutt hook

by kazmyn May 11, 2004

Hooke’s law

A law by Hooke that means the extension of an appendage is proportional to the virtual image displayed before it

Harry’s appendage wasn’t big because of Hooke’s law

by de Broglie November 2, 2017

hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.

Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.

by DocScratch December 13, 2021

sfincter hook

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank

Now thats a sick bastard*

by Cott Peterson March 10, 2005

captain hook

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003