gun to my head

Expression used to show that someone would agree to some sort of condition if highly pressured. It's usable in place of a "no."

1: Would you sleep with Dave Grohl?
2: I'm a dude and I'm not gay!
1: I know you're a dude, but come on!
2: well, gun to my head, I guess he's not too ugly.

by McDennis June 22, 2010

turtle's head

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.

It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.

by For Christ Sake! December 4, 2016

fire head

expression for the best or really good oral sex.

damn that trick gives some fire head

by Lexxxx August 7, 2006

head call

U.S. Marine Corps- to relieve oneself of urine and or feces in a designated location such as the head (restroom)

-Good morning sir. This recruit requests to permission to speak to the Drill Instructor. This recruit would like to request permission to make a head call.
-Frickin darn head call?! Now?! Are you getting ready to soil yourself?

by ChrisEm February 15, 2009

Free Head

When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.

Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH

by Johnny3TearsXD February 28, 2011

Head in the clouds

Acting on whim or fancy. Living in a fantasy, and oftentimes a lackadaisical manner.

I dont believe it's possible for me to ever have a serious conversation with you, you always have your head in the clouds.

by Ocho` March 4, 2012

shit head

you

ur a shit head

by PintoBean2003 February 5, 2020