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head jacks

when one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman.
when somebody gets head jacks from that chilly chick.
by Spankey7289 August 3, 2008
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Culture Head

Is any person that embraces any particular set of shared attitudes, values, goals, and actively practices the same characterizations of an institution, organization, group or community.
Suzie and Johnny embrace the vegetarian culture and practice not eating animal or animal bi-products, as the people in their pro-vegetarian club practices as well. Thus, Suzie and Johnny are culture heads.
by AlwaysWordGeeking March 6, 2009
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hollywood head

"dude, howd your date go?" "oh mannn, we went to this scary movie so she was all grabbin my hand and shit really hard, so i whipped out my dick and when she reached for my hand again she got herself a pleasant surprise, and get this -- the bitch loved it! then she put her mouth on my piece and gave me some fine-ass hollywood head"
by Jasper S April 25, 2008
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Bagel Head

Named after a pretzel brain called Chris Young.Walking around nodding his head thinking he's king shit and the same fella wouldn't know shit from clay.
Chris Young is a Bagel Head or Chris Young has a head like a Bagel.
by Barn basher December 18, 2013
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soft head

To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.
Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed

Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020
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Head Clinic

Similar to head doctor

A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. Head clinic is where she does it to everyone around like a doctor see patient's in a clinic.
Shes running a head clinic on the whole football team
by Greasymonkey September 28, 2018
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Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.
In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.
by Haomakk April 7, 2021
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