having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

by anonymous March 26, 2022

you have are the stupid

ur stupid

person 1: "you have are the stupid"
Person 2: "wha-"
person 1: *disappears*

by uegh October 13, 2022

i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”

“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”

by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018

Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

you have an anime

Is a catchphrase that is used for ad hominem just because the other person somewhat has relation to anime either because their avatar and/or nickname is/are from an anime.

random guy with an anime avatar: "even my pc can't run cyberpunk 2077 for some reason. damn cdpr screwed up this time
ad hominem guy: "just because you have an anime doesn't make you special."

by biwaly December 15, 2020

frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off

Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you

by Dabitty June 10, 2014

you have tard

"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies

Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*

by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018