Greg

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.

Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"

by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021

Pulling a Greg

When you blindly run ahead of your friends only to end up dying.

There he goes again, pulling a greg.

by Calypso Jones February 28, 2019

Greg

He a real ass nigga he dont cheat he very loyal. He be getting high, he be making alot of money And he pull bitches. He also very good at having sex and he got a big ass dick.

Greg is the best -randombitch49

by skqodowos June 10, 2025

Greg doucette

Greg doucette also known as coach greg is a ifbb pro bodybuilder usually known for his parrot voice and drama, he sold out for calling out testosterone booster supplements then promoting them for money, usually is 97% right and promotes tf out of his cookbook

Do you like Greg doucette, yes he is a Man-let but he is mostly right

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Greg BENNETT

if you want to know the gayest thing on earth look for a Greg Bennett

did anyone hear what that faggot Greg Bennett said? he said, "I NEED TWO GUYS AT THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK!"

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

Greg Kennedy

Multi talented sports star in his youth, currently employed by global swiss bank. Computer expert in web design and administration and network engineering, qualified archery, cricket and swimming instructor.
Triple state champion NSW Indoor Cricket, State & Regional youth swimming champion. regional tennis champion. Former ball boy for ARL rugby league grand finalists Newtown 1981

Greg Kennedy former australian youth sports star

by Greg Kennedy May 8, 2008

Greg

a Nazi—but a hot one

Jewish girl: Wow, he’s hot.

Normal person: Who, Greg? He’s a Nazi! He’s working for the other side!

Jewish girl: Oh, no! I still think he’s hot though.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023