Belmar Golf Club

A hideout for ugly older lesbian women that are married to misogynistic weirdo men.

I saw a waitress get her ass slapped at Belmar Golf Club. Nobody cared or really did anything about it. The girl is in therapy now, I hope she comes out alright.

by Eat Good Eat Good June 25, 2023

goth golf

Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars

Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon”

by Goth golfer September 3, 2023

slob golf

Public golf course players wearing slob like attire mostly overweight men or beginners usually oversized loudly designed shirts untucked along with long baggy active wear shorts meant for laying on the couch.

“I don’t feel like playing with a group of Slob Golfers at the muni course down the block”

“Yo dude all the county facilities are infected with Slob Golf in every group on the course”

“I hate playing slob golf with shitty public players wearing 3XXX Hawaiian sized shirts hanging over there big belly’s”

by Judgerichie August 10, 2024

Gleeble Glorf

These are the most silly of cats that also devour human souls, and a ton of cat treats, while also being stupid

My gleeble glorf stole my soul when I slept

by Orphan Eater June 10, 2024

Scrap Golfer

A person that plays golf well for not having experience.

JJ doesn't play often but is definitely a scrap golfer.

by Dill-Dough Boyz April 2, 2025

Disc golf

A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.

“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”

by Haron1234 May 23, 2025

The Golf Club Treatment

The action of torturing someone with a golf club for revenge against someone who justifyingly killed the avenger's dad, coined from the Last of Us Part 2 in the infamous "Golf" scene.

I'm gonna give that fucker The Golf Club Treatment!

by REDBOSS2008 September 26, 2025