billys dad: billy! dont fire guns at people!
billy: but dad it was some dumbass drunk lesbian woman with blue hair and a pride flag backpack
billys dad: hol up lemme get a few shots at her
A: “Dude my music taste is such a purple flag- I like the most saddening emo music but it’s also so good”
B: Lmao yeah it’s seriously the biggest red flag but honestly it’s so good it makes it green
A: That’s what I’m saying!!! I promise I’m not problematic.