French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.

"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."

by itothean511 January 27, 2011

french twist

The act of getting a handie while pooping.

Jim only gets a French Twist from his wife on his birthday.

I had the runs so bad, I was surprised Gertrude wanted to give me a French Twist.

by Dickie Roberts, child star November 24, 2013

frenchians

What French people are called

Look it's frenchians

by Idkwhatnynameis May 14, 2016

Sizzlin' Frenchy

Pouring a package of Pop-Rocks into a persons anus, and using semen to activate them.

We got a bit wild last night, and I gave her a Sizzlin' Frenchy.

by luciferrodeo April 8, 2010

going over french

This can only be done when your girlfriend is a babysitter. While she is at work, you go visit her and have sex in the homeowners bed. It is best pulled off when the man of the house walks in the room as you are putting on your shoes.

Friend 1- "Tyler was having sex with his girlfriend yesterday and pops almost caught them."

Friend 2-"At what point did he catch them?"

Friend 1-"Well they were done and he was just putting on his shoes.

Friend 2"Oh! Its all good. They were just going over French.

by Rustyspikeshackleford August 2, 2012

frenched

It means taking off all of the crappy plastic trim (and other bits like the antenna) on your car to give it a cleaner look.

Yo dawg, we gave the windows a limo tint, slammed the suspension, frenched the whole body and repainted it candy apple red with blue flames down the side!

by dymadozen December 16, 2015

french omelette

when you cum in someone's ear and they fold it over into an omelette. :)

i had a great french omelette this morning for breakfast.

by DirtySanchezritethismin August 3, 2009