Feed the warden

Term used by many convicts, or ex-cons, to refer to taking a crap.

"Be there in a few, I've got to feed the warden."

by blusterytree42 August 10, 2017

fecenate

when you gotta take a shit and you're just chillin on your phone for an hour

verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating

"feescen-ate" or something like that

"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".

"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".

"how often do you fecenate"?

"pretty much everytime I take a shit".

by the fecenator June 2, 2019

fecadvs xvdgzbnfhdjytkuyo68 xcvzc

you randomly hit you keyboard with anger

*dies in game* fecadvs xvdgzbnfhdjytkuyo68 xcvzc

by CrazyReaper April 29, 2020

Feces

Feces is poop, or stool. It comes from your digestive system when you eat.

"There's poop in the toilet!!!!"
"It's called feces you dumbass."

by big_oof October 29, 2020

Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020

Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.

Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.

by Spic Dickuloid December 8, 2020

Feed Us Father THERRIEN

Father THERRIEN does not accept his role as the father of children on discord. He refuses to feed them despite the poor, malnourished children dying at his feet begging, ‘Feed us father Therrien’. Please spread the cause of THERRIEN mistreating his children and ask him to feed you too.

‘feed us father therrien we shall consume your offerings or consume you’
‘why do I always have to be the centre of things’

by CringeThing March 4, 2021