Status Updates
Bill is really not himself today
"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
Bill is really not himself today
"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
by smoothshift October 22, 2008
Get the Facebook Sympathymug. by Middagh August 24, 2010
Get the Ghetto Facebookmug. We all know these people. They litter our Facebook news feeds with pseudo-spiritual garbage they have just withdrew, out of context mind you, from the latest philosophy book, heresy of a friend, and/or New Age blog. They contradictorily use the most superficial expression of communication available to Western culture as a soapbox to preach about "enlightenment," "awakening," or "the way." Not sure if they think they are Bruce Lee or Jesus Christ, but they come off more like a cross between a monk and a bum standing on a street corner reciting madness to himself.
"Life is the edge of the universe. I am enlightened, you should become enlightened as well." ~Example of a Facebook Spiritual posting on Facebook
"That guy lives off the support of his friends and family, has no goals in life, doesn't mind using gasoline or computers whose very use and existence here in America enslaves the developing world...yet preaches every frickin' day on social networks because he's another goddamn Facebook spiritual."
"That guy lives off the support of his friends and family, has no goals in life, doesn't mind using gasoline or computers whose very use and existence here in America enslaves the developing world...yet preaches every frickin' day on social networks because he's another goddamn Facebook spiritual."
by Jahzon October 21, 2011
Get the Facebook Spiritualmug. Facebook users who seem like cool peeps in person, but get hostile and obsessive while on Facebook. The "facebook mood swings" between mania and depression can be very abrupt.
Facebook Posts:
Rachael Ray: I am perfect. Everyone should be like me!
Lindsay Lohan: I'm pretty cool too!
Rachael Ray: NO! You aren't me. Everything I say is right. If you disagree with me you are wrong.
Rachael Ray:I will now post a recipe for the perfect life, mine. ;) Hope this pisses you off!
Lindsay Lohan: I think you are Facebook bipolar!
Rachael Ray: What? I had a *winking smiley face* you can't get mad if I put a smiley face!
Rachael Ray: I am perfect. Everyone should be like me!
Lindsay Lohan: I'm pretty cool too!
Rachael Ray: NO! You aren't me. Everything I say is right. If you disagree with me you are wrong.
Rachael Ray:I will now post a recipe for the perfect life, mine. ;) Hope this pisses you off!
Lindsay Lohan: I think you are Facebook bipolar!
Rachael Ray: What? I had a *winking smiley face* you can't get mad if I put a smiley face!
by ghettomomsrus August 10, 2010
Get the Facebook Bipolarmug. A friday night when you have nothing to do but be on Facebook, look at your friends pictures, and like everything and anything you see!
by irsoaobneely August 14, 2010
Get the Facebook Fridaymug. 'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'
Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.
Classic facebook masturbation.
Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.
Classic facebook masturbation.
by fine_dine_decca September 30, 2009
Get the facebook masturbationmug. A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
Get the Drunk Facebookingmug.