evening primrose oil

An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with

George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.

by The Maynard Master December 1, 2013

Evening Star

A sexual act in which both partners repeatedly spank each other on the ass until the red blotches resemble a star in the night sky. Usually resulting in welts.

Dick Scobee preformed an evening star on Christa McAuliffe during the launch of the Challenger.

by SilkySpunkMonster March 8, 2017

Evanescence

An American band with a unique music style as they can range from hard rock, emo/gothic, grunge and to metal. The same reason The Smashing Pumpkins is one of my favourite bands as their music style is also varied.

Evanescence is one of the best bands ever, hands down.

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022

Evening Gloves

What you equip yourself with before a long night of elbow deep stinky fore-play usually after performing a cincinnati bow-tie.

I cant wait to use my evening gloves on anal night!

by Ace Payne April 4, 2011

Eventist

One who will not attend informal social events and/or events that do not bare historic or cultural importance.

Percy is an eventist - he said he CAN now come to our party since i've told him that it's for our engagement

Or

Rowena declined to join our family trip to Milnthorpe until I told her it was an annual thing, she's an eventist.

by WalterJ August 19, 2013

Even Steven

A extremely large crap that duncan took it was bigger thatn his arm. the amazine thing is it was half green and half brown perfectly split down the middle

Dunk that's just wak. U fuk up. U need to get yo ass hole rearranged

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

eVeNfLoW

"Buttons to the neck boys"

by :-) August 6, 2003