A based 12 years old Conservative living in Plano, Texas with a deep rooted sense of patriotism and a God given duty to server his country. He is known for his chill behavior and overall strait to the point attitude. He is considered by many to be based.
by Elijah is Epic March 19, 2021
The inventor of the burger method saga. Son of Leslie and Sybil Gordon. Has gotten his phone taken for running his mouth
by Frijolero704 November 12, 2020
by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023
by kazierox July 25, 2009
Hes just that nigga that can fuck yo bitch,mamma and sister and make u say sorry to him at the end for the coochi not being as good as he hoped
by Elijah (Aka Anax) May 20, 2020
Wow he's so Elijah bacon.
by 😆 LOL July 07, 2017
A thick daddy who can suck you up in 2 minutes. he takes it raw and carries a 7 inch on him. Ladies, it only takes 3.5 inches to reach that dangly thing in the back of your neck. he can be described as Hella gay and often says that he will get waves when we all know he is not. The lies he tells are immaculate. He is not afraid t get his hands dirty and get the job done. He has experience with all types of people.
by HondaSensai November 02, 2020