electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015

electric shop

Electric shop is otherwise known as the unhappy street lingo for toilet

I'm going to 'lay some cable' at the electric shop

by Sparky the Electrician June 17, 2016

Electric Brick

A computer from 2001 or older

Dude that computer looks like an electric brick!

by Cheezbuguh May 11, 2016

electric jizz

When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm

(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz

by Wiener lord May 1, 2016

electrical pole

Fat cock

he has an electrical pole

by RIDETHATPOLEZBO August 7, 2016

Electric bum

To continuously knee one in the bum in a walking motion whilst placing your hands upon the victims shoulders

"Im going to electric bum you!" *proceeds to do so* "ahhhh nooo, not the electric bum!"

by Phin30 July 14, 2016

Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016