Eddie

A rather small child who has a very underdeveloped brain that causes him to get angry very fast. His brother also plays the flute which is a very sensitive spot for him. It is also of note that he has erictile disfunction and a gigantic forehead, which prevents him from getting laid.

1: Bruh that man's brother is playing the flute
2:Oh that's Eddie's brother he is very angry about it

by A_Furry_Lol June 22, 2020

Eddie

Tot, probably smokes, will punch a cop in the face

damn, Eddie is so hot

by N1colas June 16, 2022

eddie pittman

the bald mf that gives notes while thinking about the girls on his soccer team

Dude eddie pittman is a pedo

by Ownenreddie dededdie pittman March 12, 2019

Eddy

A very handsome guy and have a long penis

I walk with Eddy that have a Shlong penis

by DraccoDaMan November 27, 2021

Dr Eddie

A teacher who doesn't know what the HELL he/she is talking about. Makes the students do all the work (aka busy work) since he/she is fucking clueless about the entire field of study.

However, even though he/she cannot teach, he/she is a wonderful person. Super nice.

Person 1: "Our teacher can't teach at ALL!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she is sooo nice. She even helped me fix my flat tire!!!"
Person 1: "Hmmmm...terrible teacher but wonderful lady...she must be a dr eddie!"

by 987654321 December 28, 2007

Eddied

to get so close to achieving your goal only to stumble at the final hurdle.
To go out in the last position before winning money in a tournament

he was so close to making the money of the poker tournament but he eddied

by GeeHeeb April 12, 2013

Eddie

A disabled person who's iq is below 12. Normal meaning an incredibly dumb ass with a small cock.

Damn Jackson is being a total "Eddie" right now

by Allmyshitisreal May 14, 2023