a derogatory term used to describe a mental illness of skateboarders who are mentally and/or emotionally stuck in the mid 90s. BPD's usually invest in cargo pants that are 12 sizes to big, and original PJ Ladd/Erick Koston footware.
skater 1 "i just fucked this fatass biker chick with a fat bush!
skater 2 " duudee, thats suchh a baggy pants douchebag thing to dooo!!!!"
skater 2 " duudee, thats suchh a baggy pants douchebag thing to dooo!!!!"
by jergil12345 January 20, 2011
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John: Man, I really disagree with some of the things George Bush is doing.
Carl: Me too. However, it is ridiculous to assume that because I dislike Bush I like Michael Moore.
John: I know, that guy is a total douchebag.
Carl: Me too. However, it is ridiculous to assume that because I dislike Bush I like Michael Moore.
John: I know, that guy is a total douchebag.
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by Amanda November 1, 2004
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2. Anyone looking up the word 'douchebag'. I mean, seriously? Do you have a life?!
2. Anyone looking up the word 'douchebag'. I mean, seriously? Do you have a life?!
by I am smart like that hehehehe April 26, 2010
Get the douchebag mug.Douchbaggius Maximus is a person, and we use this term loosely who has transcended mere mortal ways of being a complete douche bag. This is the guy who is serial monogamist, Ei dating girls for extended periods of time before fucking them over leaving them or generally exposing his position as a complete asshole. This is worse than Douche-bah-Promiscuous, the most common sup species of the douche bag, for two reasons. One, he reeks much more emotional havoc on women, and two Because you must know him (generally a he, but there are females of this subspecies, or breed).
Identifying features of this species include, dating a girl for a month a year or more, occasionally parading them around their friends, mixed with keeping them in another State. After a few months there will be a period of cheating which often but does not always include, the male receiving oral sex from a random girl at a party, then receiving it in random places in a big city in Maryland, engaging in sexual acts during high school, in stair wells with girls they claim to detest on moral grounds, refusing to speak to people they have been in association with for the better part of a decade, because they are, sexual immoral, when in fact the friend is much more sexual reserved loyal and monogamist that any species of Douchbaggius Maximus could ever be.
Identifying features of this species include, dating a girl for a month a year or more, occasionally parading them around their friends, mixed with keeping them in another State. After a few months there will be a period of cheating which often but does not always include, the male receiving oral sex from a random girl at a party, then receiving it in random places in a big city in Maryland, engaging in sexual acts during high school, in stair wells with girls they claim to detest on moral grounds, refusing to speak to people they have been in association with for the better part of a decade, because they are, sexual immoral, when in fact the friend is much more sexual reserved loyal and monogamist that any species of Douchbaggius Maximus could ever be.
1, Oh man, look at Glen Beck, he’s implying that liberals eat babies when he infact is one of the leading causes in fetal sucides due to his own stupidity. Fucking Douchbaggis Maximus
2. Did that guy just drive two hours to another city to get a blow job from some slut then go to church the next day with his parents? An excellent example of Douchbaggis Maximus
3. Some Douchbaggius Maximus woke me up at seven on saterday banging on my door. He then told me I was goign to hell if I did not stop having sex with any one ever, outside of one woman with the intent to make babbies.
2. Did that guy just drive two hours to another city to get a blow job from some slut then go to church the next day with his parents? An excellent example of Douchbaggis Maximus
3. Some Douchbaggius Maximus woke me up at seven on saterday banging on my door. He then told me I was goign to hell if I did not stop having sex with any one ever, outside of one woman with the intent to make babbies.
by The dread pirate roberts May 21, 2010
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