doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners April 21, 2016

Doing a Miki

When you at any time abruptly stop what ever you are doing to go in to the shower to have an "easy-to-clean wank".

He muted discord to go do a Miki.
I enjoy doing a miki every now and then, the mess you make is super easy to clean.

by Willupillu October 3, 2021

Doing the Hemingway

Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.

"Doing the Hemingway to-night."

"Shit! I'll bring condoms and my sister."

"See you at 7 then."

by Jim Witness September 5, 2010

Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.

Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"

by xxAssasian123 October 8, 2014

Do the things

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.

'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'

by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020

stagnant do

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.

The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

by In Benidorm with no stag May 11, 2009

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020