doing a gaga

the act of taking a few years off of ones real age and trying to pass as younger than you are. named in honour of '23 year old' pop star lady gaga.

she's so doing a gaga, she says she's 30 but she's at least 40.

by lynzac April 18, 2009

doinkapotomous

a combination of someone named "vince" and a hippopotomous.

That Vince sure is a doinkapotomous!
Yeah, what a doinky!

by schemy November 26, 2010

Doing a jonny

Overestimating your ability to drink to the extent that the rest of your night is spent learning that you missed your limit considerably.

Did you see the state of the mens jacks at Kealan's?
Ya looks like someone was Doing a jonny..

Do you guys have enough buckets for if someone ends up.. you know... Doing a jonny?

by MikeS55 June 17, 2012

Doing a Spiderman

Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.

"Doing a Spiderman"

Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.

by thespidermaner May 14, 2014

doing a Bridie

To call someone on your way somewhere as a means of entertainment, often making them feel used or unwanted.

(Girl A is walking to the shop and calls Girl B)

Girl B: (Answers the phone) Hey! So I guess you're calling to hear all about my wonderful day! Well, first I got up and the hedgehog was still alive! And then I-
Girl A: Nope, just doing a Bridie.

by Words4Lifee May 18, 2014

doing a podge

"walking in a leisurely manner, engrossed in ones surroundings; doing "ones own thing" whilst being oblivious to the requests of others

When people or animals suddenly just stop for no reason and won't move, in supermarkets it happens a lot when people just stop in the middle of the row, I.e doing a podge

by Red storm September 4, 2014

doing nastys

1)doing or looking at something sexual

Bob was doing nastys yesterday ,you could hear it from downstairs.

by This dud3 September 19, 2016