Dodge Monodge

A man you find in a Darwin stripe club smoking lounge, usually missing a couple teeth and balding very badly. He’ll continue to stay in your memory for life until you finally see him somewhere and regain contact.

Holy shit man! Its fucking dodge monodge!

by Jhshahy 35 May 28, 2025

Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

Dodges

When a female gives a blowjob while taking a shit

The craziest thing just happened to me, your girl ever give you a dodges?

by Crucialjo September 3, 2025

rocket dodger

Billy Katsibaros when he plays halo; one who dodges rockets in halo with unimaginable skill.

no! shit! you fucking rocket dodger! The damn rocket was only 4 feet away! WHAT THE FUCK?!

by billy katsibaors July 22, 2004

boat dodger

A person today in Ireland who never emigrated in the time Ireland was a poor country with a Third World infrastructure i.e. prior to 1997.

Boat Dodger :Mainly public sector workers and farmers.

by John Lane February 29, 2008

shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.

megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!

by hanzbub. February 15, 2009

Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 9, 2010