premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 09, 2017

Dive-Thru

In aquatics, the act of ordering fast food in a submarine or other water-associated transport system at an underwater drive-thru.

"Hey! How was your submarine trip?!"
"It was great, Dave! We went to the Dive-Thru!"

by C L G March 24, 2020

cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

by magarina December 05, 2019

poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.

"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)

by D Rex November 11, 2007

Olympic Diving

2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit

Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"

Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."

by FromDust April 15, 2023

camera dive

a camera dive is a very used technique in a lot of ironic tiktoks .
its basically when someone cringy (on tiktok) get's dueted and the so called "camera dive" is used.

the camera dive itself is when the dueter just jumps into the camera for no apparent reason as a joke.

ohhh.... crap i just broke my iphone screen by doing a camera dive into it lol.

by discount_coke February 06, 2019

Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022