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Child Dingler

Someone, often after taking a pill of the nig variety, that lassos and fondles the testicles of young boys. This is usually followed by booty wrangling.
Cooter: “that nigger right there is a rootin’ tootin’ child dingler!” “Carol, keep the kids in the basement and call me if that nigger comes ‘round!”
by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019
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dirk dingler

the littlest fucking dick you'll ever see in you're life
"damn i heard from johny's girlfriend that he has a dirk dingler"
by LingLing124 May 11, 2016
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dingalee dang darn it

When you cant curse so have to find a substitute for what you're trying to say.
You ate my last chicken nugget? Well dingalee dang darn it you son of a biscuit.
by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020
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Doodle dangles

Wang bang, weiner, ball bag, the overall male region
My friend stepped on a rake in his yard, and it flew up and smacked him in the doodle dangles.
(Hah, sucker.)
by Cheezi Potatoes December 12, 2010
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Golden Dingered

In fantasy football, the act of beating your opponent so badly on the Thursday night game that the rest of the week's games become unnecessary.
BOHICA got Golden Dingered this week so he decided to go down to the cabin for the weekend and get some Wally's pizza instead of watching football.
by RW19 September 27, 2019
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king dangle

when a penis is at maximum length whilst flacid.
"i fluffed my penis and now it's at king dangle"
"after doing the helicopter for a few seconds, my dick is at king dangle"
by jswiss October 3, 2009
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dirk digglers

dirk digglers reference the fictional porn star in P.T. Anderson's movie, Boogie Nights, and are the male equivalent of "daisy dukes." dirk digglers are minuscule (in length), tight, crotch bulging shorts. and as with "daisy dukes," they are best represented in the form of cut-off jeans. however, there are many fine representations in polyester as well. coincidentally, a high percentage of men found in dirk digglers sport a profound mustache.
dude, did you see the "dirk digglers" on that guy? i think his helmets peaking out!
by sean michael fleming October 25, 2007
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