Gold Digger

A person who only loves you for your money. Will act like they love you at first, but then at night, when you're sleep, they take your money, and buy lots of stuff for themselves. Will spoil their child, so that they can be gold diggers.

Linda: Who are you?

Steve: I'm Steve, want to go out?

Linda: Ew, not with you. You have a grey hoodie, purple pants, regular shoes, and brown hair.

Steve:MK

(Steve then gets in premium diamond car)

Linda: OOOOH, NOW I WANNA DATE YOU

Steve: GO AWAY GOLD DIGGER!

by SteveCrafts2k November 28, 2018

Gold Digger

A young beautiful woman who marries any man who has money whether she actually likes him or not.

"She can't marry my dad! She's a gold digger!"

by Cicicelinaas August 25, 2019

Gold digger

My ex wife

Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.

by Pussahy November 19, 2021

black hills gold digger

A white trash gold digger, impressed by relatively small amounts of money, or items associated with low socio-economic status.

She's such a black hills gold digger, she's just after his disability check.

by frankenstein27 July 7, 2010

Bug-eyed grave digger

A googly eyed motherfucker up to no good.

Little Tommy's sneaking around like a bug-eyed grave digger.

by Weaselwarrior October 22, 2019

Serial gold digger

A serial gold digger is a person who will be with a large amount of people, for the money exclusively.

She is such a serial gold digger

by In the name of shred December 4, 2021

The Hot Diggity Knob Incident

Basically how I lost my virginity

It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.

Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.

Yo, I got news that my friend was in the hot diggity knob incident! It was crazy!

by WWW.COMPASS June 12, 2023