My dad

Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their

My dad is amazing even tho im a pain

by Captain jon October 9, 2019

Meet that dad.

A "dad" meaning an attractive woman that you would like to engage sexual intercourse with.

Oh man look at her!! I'd meet that dad.

by Mega Boss November 3, 2009

unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.

After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!

by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017

Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.

Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro

by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011

Lol's dad

Softer term for raping someone, taken from a character from the british drama "This is England '86"

I'm going to lol's dad the shit out of you.

by AcrobatLOL October 28, 2010

boyfriends dad

A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.

Well, I will always have my boyfriends dad.

by kiwi titi January 15, 2021

peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 28, 2015