Dad Shit

When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.
Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!
by PierzPressure June 18, 2019
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Eskimo Dad

Same as eskimo brother, but when two guys each have a child with one woman.
John had a kid with Sarah.
Dave had a kid with Sarah.
Therefore John and Dave are Eskimo Dads.
by Kkovaction January 09, 2011
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unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.
After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!
by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017
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Dad Missile

Another word for Michelob Ultra. Dads/Step dads drink these because they are low in calories. Dad beers.
Hey Billy grab me a dad missile.
by WildBill1970 November 23, 2018
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Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!
by spoodermaniscool January 26, 2020
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Fins dad

Left him when young
by Fins dad May 18, 2021
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Dad Dance

"Hey did you see Hopper dancing in Stranger Things?"

"Yes! The dad dance king!"
by DadBodExpert December 14, 2017
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