Cousta

A jawn. Simple.

I need a Cousta

by Shiggy May 21, 2018

Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018

Cous pous

Smashable vagina or very nice for twiddling

That woman has a very nice cous pous and I would like to twiddle 🙂

by Dr. Chase June 4, 2018

cousure

A state of feeling comfortable, aroused and at ease.

Are you comfortable ?

I'm so cousure

by Brokeboydefinitions June 6, 2018

Clouse

A Clouse can never close the deal with the ladies. Even after years of practice he will always screws everything up, just like he does with everything else in his life.

Clause is often refererred to around his “buddies” as a “Triple C”!

( Can’t Close Clause) when used in reference with talking to women or ( Can’t count on Clause ) when dealing with day to day activities or work.

Friends : Looks like Triple C went home alone last night again!

Buddies: Did you see how Ol Triple C’s date didn’t show up to the ball. Poor Clouse...

Co workers: Did Clause turn his reports into the boss today? Ya Triple C screwed everything up on them again per usual...

by Murzinator June 10, 2018

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

cousin

You’re Aunt and Uncle’s kid, cousins are a relationship where you are very close or you are distant. They usually don’t have the same unconditional love as a parents and siblings, but when you are very close, it can be a relationship that is as close as a sibling.

My damn cousin

by Lindee August 24, 2018