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Unsalted Cracker

Too be a very lame white person, generally directed to obnoxious white people.
Charlie: Yo azn man wtf are u doin in ma home town?? go back to china!
Lee: Shut up you Unsalted Cracker! Go get some salt, and fight me like a normal cracker!
by wonger180 March 14, 2008
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Burnt cracker

A white/ caucasian person who try's to act black but it isn't working .

Like you can burn the cracker but it's still a cracker no matter what
-You know that Caucasian kid who's always trying to act black but fails at it?
-yea he's sick a burnt cracker
by You tried but I still won February 18, 2017
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animal cracker game

An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.

2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
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mexi-cracker

Refers to a person who is half mexican and half white or cracker. Also described as a crackercan.
That mexi-cracker chick is hot, she is the best of both worlds - gives head like a white girl, and cleans the house like a mexican.
by Bee-a-trice January 11, 2008
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cracker-sped

1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.

2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes

3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.

That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!

He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009
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Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013
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Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.
Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.
by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016
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