Skip to main content

Cranking 

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.
"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."
Cranking by lylune September 4, 2025

cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
cranking your closet by itchygabe December 10, 2025
"Voy ah crackiar esa puta ".. I'ma crack that bitch !
Crackiar by Jrthemac December 16, 2025
A crackanun is a dirty old bag
Don't chat to me you crackanun
Crackanun by CARA and Stacy January 21, 2026

arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
arse cracling by twatsc October 18, 2008

Click clacking 

I spent all day at work click clacking.
Click clacking by dmbpoetic November 30, 2011