over-the-counter chopper

1. An expensive custom motorcycle put together by a motorcycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual. 2. A custom motorcycle built with bolt-on parts right out of boxes, with no custom fabrication.

1. Greg didn't want to get his fingers dirty buildin' his own bike, so he bought an over-the-counter chopper. 2. Big Doug ordered all the parts he needed out of the catalog to put together his over-the-counter chopper.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008

Roxi The Counselor

A cool ass chic that'll fabricate, manipulate and buck the system. She'll lie to your parole and probation officer. She may even provide you with clean urine specimens to be sampled if you're piss is dirty.

I wish my drug and alcohol evaluator was a ROXI THE COUNSELOR because I'm high as fuck and I ain't trying to go back to prison.

by Keukakat April 21, 2018

Golden Stream Counselling

Affordable counselling service provided in creative environment

Healing power of golden stream counselling

by Dandy 81 April 17, 2018

bro behind the counter

Secretive way of hiding “fuckbudy” or “affair”

Behind the counter being the way to describe it

My girlfriend said she was gonna go hang with her “bro “(bro behind the counter)today

by Nuggggg June 24, 2019

The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.

Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

I can count

It's two words I know that because I can count.

Billy : I can count
Bob : ok then how many letters is that
Billy : two
Bob : good job

by i give up on finding a name January 13, 2021

MIC (mental issues counseling)

Mental issues counseling is a group of three friends who have mental problems and dare each other to do stupid things. If one dies then the others will die laughing at the fact that their friend died. They will establish an island named crotch island (seriously no joke it’s an island near our town) they will earn a mental badge for completing a ridiculously crazy, stupid and fun dare their friend set for them. They will stay up all night talking to each other because they are just that frickin cool and they will eat a whole container of ice cream just to go to XC and race each other like maniacs. They will annoy the crap out of their teachers who surprisingly still like them. MIC gets together and counsels each other even tho they thing counseling is stupid (cause it is) they are known by triple trouble at school but are only misdemeanor level bad not like criminals, jeez we are just kids! They may or may not do extensive research and put ridiculous time into revenge. They will enter a room like they own the place (because they do) they are kinda like dojo cat and saweetie if you know what I mean by that except that there are three of them. If someone met MIC they would think that are sworn enemies by the way they act to each other, that’s just how close thier friendship is. These girls are ruthless yet can be sweet to anyone who doesn’t know them. If you don’t have a friend group like MIC ur life must be sad and u r probably lonely, so sad.

Damm what did MIC do today?! They are so cool and hilarious I would love to be friends with them but they are exclusive!

Sincerely, MIC (mental issues counseling)

by Sassyswede February 24, 2021