Cooper

A super short guy who is definitely not straight. He has a micropenis that he likes putting up butts.

Don't let Cooper near your butt.

by super duper cool hottie dude March 17, 2022

Cooper

A colloquial name for a traffic cone, specifically when located on ice.

After you enter the zone, use Cooper to screen the goalie when you shoot.

by ZegrasPML March 6, 2022

Cooper

Cooper’s are men that give of BDE. They are fun, spontaneous and know how to have a good time. If you know a Cooper you should get together

“I would really like a man like Cooper

by Coopers best friend June 19, 2023

a mini cooper

A massive Aston villa fan and loves Croatia and hates Liverpool. His least favourite player is steven Jerrad .

A Mini cooper is a idot

by William Wigger March 8, 2021

Cooper

Someone who spends too much of their goddamn time on urban dictionary saying how cool and hot they are.

Person a: "all he does is spend all his time on urban dictionary looking at definitions of how cool and hot people with his name are."
Person b:"What a Cooper"

by Superpseudonym January 27, 2024

Cooper

Cooper is a guy who is annoying as hell. He als ways think he is funny when nobody agrees. He thinks he is so cool yet it is sad to see him try

Man Cooper think hes the shit…Someone should tell him he’s not

by Your mom’s boyfriend February 10, 2022

Cooper

He is a nice guy and always putting people first but can be very awesome. For the ladies the average is at least a six inch but you will find one with an eight if you find him let me know

Oh you have such a big sick cooper.

by The bitches will come November 28, 2020