Cooned

A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.

Man that guy is so Cooned, he ate all the snacks and is trying to hook up.

by JohnnyBravvvo September 16, 2016

arm cocked

when cuddling with a girl she had her head on your chest and her elbow/forearm is resting on your cock

bro i just started dating this girl and i got arm cocked

by anomynous234kittykittylicklick January 3, 2010

col cocked

A sucker punch delivered generally on lateral side of the face by someone running or charging at the person also from either the left or right side. Very often results in a knockout and or cervical spine injury

This guy grabbed my girlfriend by the throat, so I ran up to him and col cocked him square in the jaw. Lights out, asshole never saw it coming!

by Instine4980 July 6, 2016

noah cooke

Fucking stupid

Noah Cooke is an idiot

by Fuckdyobitch June 25, 2017

Pressure-Cooker

When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.

Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.

by Diaper8 February 2, 2023

cocked out

V. To be shut out by a smokin hot girl, due to the simple fact that there are just too many other cocks around her. (for the less intelligent, this is not a good thing)

A common occurence at bars/clubs/frat parties.

I saw this amazingly gorgeous girl at the keg, but I was cocked out by the 8 frat boys she was with.

by teezy33 December 3, 2006

crooked-neck kenny

A very gay kid at lancaster high school

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!

by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008