pressure cooker 

n.
An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.
May also be a term for a "shrink."

- High school is just a pressure cooker unless you get involved.

- A pressure cooker fishes for answers through a series of questions.

pressure cooker by Karl Morris May 4, 2006

coofed 

1. Slang; the act of getting high from marijuana;
2. Acting funny or weird after getting high.

Paul and Tony came out the car coofed as hell.

coofed by Jay Hanson November 20, 2007

crooked K

KaZaA / Sharman networks. Basically because they allow users to break copyright laws, yet defend their own rights. And the KaZaA logo looks like a crooked K.
Or it can refer to the hidden malware featured in KaZaA: Altnet.

Shit. The crooked K got Klite removed from google.
Altnet? huh? So that's why my PC barely works anymore.

crooked K by Vulture July 29, 2004

Cocked Myself 

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

Cocked Myself by alejandr000 May 4, 2011

Cooned 

A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.

Man that guy is so Cooned, he ate all the snacks and is trying to hook up.

Cooned by JohnnyBravvvo September 16, 2016

arm cocked 

when cuddling with a girl she had her head on your chest and her elbow/forearm is resting on your cock

bro i just started dating this girl and i got arm cocked

arm cocked by anomynous234kittykittylicklick January 3, 2010

col cocked 

A sucker punch delivered generally on lateral side of the face by someone running or charging at the person also from either the left or right side. Very often results in a knockout and or cervical spine injury

This guy grabbed my girlfriend by the throat, so I ran up to him and col cocked him square in the jaw. Lights out, asshole never saw it coming!

col cocked by Instine4980 July 6, 2016