coach watts

A die hard raiders fan who has less hair than the raiders have wins, normally funny sarcastic and easy to get hyped.

I'm coach watts and I wish the Raiders were more like the cowboys

by Boi... October 15, 2015

coach chapman

A flat bitch that is pissed off that she never got any dick in her life. Dreams about having a threesome with jager and ward. Biggest beatch ever!

Coach Chapman is a complete Beatch...

by Mr.dicktionary March 15, 2016

coachella bod

A bod that is ready for Coachella. Particularly in shape and/or very tan.

I'd love some ice cream, but I'm working on my Coachella bod.

by Bianca Boovia April 18, 2016

Canaca

When something is way way above awesome

DAmm those shoes are canacas

by lolol9090 March 16, 2016

Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.

" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."

by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016

Conanfreude

The pleasure derived from the crushing of you enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their woman.

After the election they enjoyed the conanfreude of their decisive victory.

by Auntie Betsy November 6, 2016