Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

Coconut

Someone that's dumb as fuck, even lacking common sense and has no idea.

That coconut was playing loud music at 3am while everyone was asleep.

by Ligris13 February 27, 2017

coconutoilism

A person who is so hipster that they try hard so so hard to be hipster that they are on a no cal diet and only go to vegan restaurants even thou they no vego.

"Hey look at that mother fucking coconutoilst, what a hoe....do you believe in coconutoilism"?

by Jostylm jostd August 28, 2017

colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.

“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”

by popapoppin January 29, 2018

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018