COVID enthusiast

noun
1) a person who is enjoying the current state of affairs and interested in perpetuating the pandemic and its resultant policies as long as possible.

2) an administrative level employee (typically in and education or health care setting) for whom the pandemic has been a reprieve from their dull existence and elevated them to a position of power.

Working from home has made Dave a real COVID enthusiast, and he is sharing stories on social media about needing to mask and social distance until 2022 because the vaccine isn’t 100% effective.

by sayinitlikeitis December 13, 2020

Covid-Shaming

The act of placing blame or shame on someone who has tested positive for Covid, implying they weren’t safe enough or didn’t take proper precautions. Causing a person to feel guilty for unknowingly exposing others.

Covid-Shaming = Shame on them for getting Covid! Because of their stupidity and selfishness, I have to quarantine!

by Jaimyturnbull January 2, 2021

COVID vaca

When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.

"They were complaining they couldn't get a day off so they took a "COVID vaca".

by Nature nerd January 5, 2021

Chovid

Ch#na V#rus is now a "forbidden word". I can't say Ch#na V#rus, but I can say Chovid.

Hey, isn't it kinda weird how all of our countries shut us down, imposed ridiculous restrictions, took Authoritarian control of our lives- over that Ch#nese Chovid which has 99.9% survival rate

by McBustaflo January 29, 2021

Covid jab fag

That kind of homosseuxal individual who thinks taking a Covid jab is and sexual experience.

Look at John. He made a song about being vaccinated for Covid-19. Also, after taking the jab, he made a tattoo about it. What a Covid jab fag hi is.

by Booty_hunter May 30, 2021

COVID-21

A provisional name given to the natural circumstances related to the virus causing COVID-19, SARS-CoV-2. It relates to the mutation nature of the original strain in the form of how viral organisms being to cause replication errors over time (especially prevalent when having many hosts which exponentially increases the mutation rate) into when the new mutated form of the virus becomes more transmissible or even resistant to current antibodies, treatments, and vaccinations, to which it begins to outcompete other forms of the same virus to become a variant through a process known as natural selection. These variants are most commonly due to an inequity within the distribution of vaccination regimens to prevent COVID-19 and severe symptoms and death. Large wide-scale inoculations will curve this effect until herd immunity is achieved.

Medical Journal: “The new variant of SARS-CoV-2 is thought to be more transmissible.”
The Public: “It’s COVID-21.”

by MedicinePlus July 6, 2021

covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021