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cunt clock

cuntity clockity. word you make up when you bored as dick and say when your drunk. means a clock full of cunt.
by fitty p nuuuu January 21, 2009
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fag o'clock

Any time of the day when any member of a group needs a cigarette break and all others must join him or her in the smoking area.
LJ - Dude, what time is it?
Sam - Fag o'clock?
LJ - Confirmed yes yes, see you at the smoking hut.
by Laura-Jayne October 22, 2008
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It's Five O-Clock Somewhere

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.
Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"
by pynchonian October 30, 2014
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If it’s on the clock

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.
by Accidental rape February 13, 2018
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straight up and down like 6 o clock

Referring to the appearance of a woman who has absolutely nothing to offer in the chest. A woman who is Straight up and down like six o clock looks exactly like what the term implies---there are no boobs to break up the straight line appearance when you look at her from top to bottom. Most prominent when viewed from the side.
"Man did you see that chick?"

"Yeah....she is OK but she has no tits..."

"Yeah I know what you mean....she's straight up and down like 6 o clock!"
by supremehighlander July 20, 2006
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Stupid O'clock

Very late at night of very early in the morning.
"No can do mate, I've got to be up at stupid o'clock to take the wife to the airport"

"We all sat up drinking to stupid o'clock last night"
by King Midas December 9, 2008
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5 o'clock free crack give a way

Definition 1: A Free Crack Giveaway at 5 o'clock.

Definition 2: A really good deal

Definition 3: An Out-of-Control Party
ex. 1: A five o'clock free crack give away, wow , that's a low price!

ex. 2: A free car? That's a five o'clock free crack give away

ex. 3: Jesus, this partie's like a 5 o'clock free crack give a way.
by APU & The Stooge July 18, 2011
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